外國英語幽默笑話精粹

　　下面是學習啦小編整理的外國英語幽默笑話精粹，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　外國英語幽默笑話一：蘑菇與毒蕈(中英)

　　Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?

　　年少的童子軍:我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒覃區(qū)別開呢?

　　Older Scout:Just eat one before you go to bed.

　　年長的童子軍:上床前吃一個。

　　If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.

　　如果你第二天早上醒來，那就是蘑菇。

外國英語幽默笑話精粹

　　外國英語幽默笑話二：你會怎么辦?

　　Son： Mum ,if someone broke your best. vase what would you do?

　　兒子：媽媽，如果有人打碎了你最好的花瓶，你會怎么辦?

　　Mum： I'd spank him and send him to bed without any supper!

　　媽媽：我要揍他，還不讓他吃晚飯就去睡覺!

　　Son： Well,you' d better get the slipper. Dad's just broken it !

　　兒子：好了，你準備好拖鞋吧，爸爸剛把那只花瓶摔碎了。

　　外國英語幽默笑話三：哭泣的飼養(yǎng)員(中英)

　　A visitor to the zoo noticed one of the keepers sobbing quietly in a corner and on inquiry was told that the elephant had died.

　　一名參觀動物園的游客注意到一名飼養(yǎng)員正躲在角落里默默地哭泣。他問是怎么回事，別人告訴他大象死了。

　　"Fond of him，was he?"the visitor asked.

　　“他很喜歡那頭大象，是吧?”游客問道。

　　"It's not that,"came the reply. "He's the chap who has to dig the grave."

　　“并非如此，”那人回答說，“他負責給大象挖墓穴。”