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      英語小笑話:一位了不起的天才

      時間: 若木631 分享

        A Remarkable Talent

        一位了不起的天才

        "Did you know I could tell time by the piano?" asked one friend of another.

        "You're kidding," replied his companiondubiously.

        “你相信我可以由鋼琴知道現(xiàn)在幾點(diǎn)鐘嗎?’一位老兄向他的朋友問道。

        “別開玩笑了!”他的朋友懷疑地回答。

        "I'll show you," said the first man as he sat down at the piano and started to hammer out a martial tune.

        Within seconds came a pounding on the wall, and an angry voice shouting,

        "Hey, you son of a bitch, don’t you realize it,s three o’clock in the morning?"

        “那我試給你看,”說著那位老兄就坐在鋼琴前開始彈起一首進(jìn)行曲。

        幾秒鐘后墻壁傳來捶打聲,一個憤怒的聲音叫道:

        “嘿!你他媽的,你知不知道現(xiàn)在是凌晨三點(diǎn)鐘?”

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