英語(yǔ)小笑話2篇

　　為什么新郎穿黑衣服

　　At a wedding, a little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white ? " She answered, "The bnde wears white because this is the happiest day of her life." The boy thought about this and said, "Why is the groom wearing black ? "

　　在一場(chǎng)婚禮上，一個(gè)小男孩問他的母親：”媽媽，為什么那女孩穿白衣服?“這位母親回答道：”新娘穿白衣服，是因?yàn)榻裉焓撬羁鞓返囊惶臁?rdquo;這個(gè)男孩想了想然后說(shuō)：那為什么新郎穿黑衣服。“

　　以空氣存活

　　A cult leader claimed that he survived on air.

　　有一個(gè)教派的領(lǐng)導(dǎo)者宣稱，他靠空氣就能存活。

　　A doubter said, "I saw you eating French fries at McDonald's yesterday."

　　一個(gè)表示懷疑的人說(shuō)：”我昨天還看到你在麥當(dāng)勞吃暮條。“

　　The gurureplied,"You can't call that food.“

　　這位宗教領(lǐng)袖回答：“你不能稱那東西為食物。”