關(guān)于動(dòng)物的英語(yǔ)小笑話
笑話、幽默與邏輯有著密不可分的關(guān)系。智者可以充分發(fā)揮邏輯思維的能動(dòng)性,,給多彩的生活增添樂(lè)趣,而愚者往往會(huì)陷入思維誤區(qū),表現(xiàn)出一股“諍氣”,被人嗤笑。 下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的關(guān)于動(dòng)物的英語(yǔ)小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于動(dòng)物的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇一
Does the dog know the proverb, too?
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
狗也知道這個(gè)諺語(yǔ)嗎?
一個(gè)小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子.
“沒(méi)有關(guān)系,”一位先生說(shuō),“不用害怕,你知道這條諺語(yǔ)嗎：‘吠狗不咬人.’”
“啊,我是知道,可是狗也知道嗎?”
關(guān)于動(dòng)物的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇二
A tiger caught a deer and wanted to eat it,the deer said : " You can't eat me."
The tiger was puzzled and then asked : " Why ?"
" Because I'm a National second-class protection animal."
The tiger laughed : " But we can't let the National first class protection animal die to hangry for the sake of the second-class protection animal."
老虎抓到一頭鹿，要把它吃掉，鹿說(shuō)：“你不能吃我。”
老虎一愣：“為什么?”
“因?yàn)槲沂菄?guó)家二級(jí)保護(hù)動(dòng)物。”
老虎笑了：“總不能為了二級(jí)保護(hù)動(dòng)物而讓一級(jí)保護(hù)動(dòng)物餓死吧!”
關(guān)于動(dòng)物的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇三
Three very tough mice
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.
The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"
Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."
三只老鼠坐在酒吧吹牛,談?wù)撍麄兊挠職夂湍苣汀?/p>
第一個(gè)說(shuō):"我非常歷害,曾吃過(guò)一整袋老鼠藥!”
第二個(gè)說(shuō):“我也非常歷害,一旦我被捕鼠器捕到,我咬斷了它!”
然后第三只老鼠起身說(shuō):“伙計(jì),我呆會(huì)兒離開(kāi)家去騷擾貓。”
關(guān)于動(dòng)物的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇四
Worries about mad cow disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.
The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."
The other cow replies, "I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."
擔(dān)心瘋牛病
有兩頭奶牛隔著牛攔正在交談!
第一頭奶牛說(shuō)："我告訴你，瘋牛病真是很嚇人，他們說(shuō)它正在迅速蔓延,我聽(tīng)說(shuō)一些牛正在放在約翰遜農(nóng)場(chǎng)”。
另一頭奶牛說(shuō)："我不擔(dān)心，他不會(huì)影晌我們鴨子"
關(guān)于動(dòng)物的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇五
He's just Been to the Zoo
When I was waitting in line at the bank , I noticed a woman holding a small child at one of the windows. The boy was eating a roll ,which he thrust at the teller. The teller smiled and shook his head.
"No, no, dear," said the boy's mom. and then , turnning to the teller , "I beg your pardon , young man. Please forgive my son . He's just been to the zoo."
他剛?cè)ミ^(guò)動(dòng)物園
當(dāng)我在銀行里排隊(duì)時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)一位婦女抱著一個(gè)小孩站在一個(gè)窗口。男孩正在吃一個(gè)面包卷，并將面包卷戳向出納員，出納員笑著搖了搖頭。
“別這樣，親愛(ài)的，” 男孩的媽媽說(shuō)。然后她轉(zhuǎn)向出納員說(shuō)，“對(duì)不起，小伙子。請(qǐng)?jiān)徫业膬鹤樱麆側(cè)ミ^(guò)動(dòng)物園。”
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