英語(yǔ)課前一分鐘演講笑話
英語(yǔ)課前一分鐘演講笑話
幽默與笑話是人們生活中的精神樂(lè)趣,是人們智慧與文化的結(jié)晶。在特定語(yǔ)境下,利用語(yǔ)音模糊、詞語(yǔ)模糊、句義模糊以及標(biāo)點(diǎn)模糊等構(gòu)成幽默與笑話,能收到妙趣橫生的表達(dá)效果,具有一定的探討價(jià)值。 下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的英語(yǔ)課前一分鐘演講笑話，歡迎閱讀!
英語(yǔ)課前一分鐘演講笑話篇一
Improvement
One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?"
"Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."
進(jìn)步
一位學(xué)生對(duì)另一位說(shuō)：“你的 英語(yǔ) 最近學(xué)的怎么樣?”
“很好，我過(guò)去不懂英國(guó)人說(shuō)話，可現(xiàn)在是英國(guó)人不懂我的話了。”
英語(yǔ)課前一分鐘演講笑話篇二
One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.
When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it could mean?"
"You'll find out on Valentine's Day." he said with a knowing smile.
On Valentine's Day, the man gave his delighted wife a beautifully wrapped package.
Excitedly, she opened it, only to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams".
情人節(jié)前一天，一個(gè)女人做了個(gè)項(xiàng)鏈的夢(mèng)。
當(dāng)她醒來(lái)，她和她丈夫說(shuō)：“我剛夢(mèng)到你情人節(jié)給了我一根珍珠項(xiàng)鏈。你說(shuō)那是什么含義呢?”。
“到情人節(jié)那天你就會(huì)知道了。”他笑著說(shuō)。
情人節(jié)那天，男人給了他老婆一個(gè)禮盒。
她很興奮地打開(kāi)，看到的卻是一本書(shū)，書(shū)名是《夢(mèng)的解析》。
英語(yǔ)課前一分鐘演講笑話篇三
One day a little white rabbit went to a bakery and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
一天有只小白兔來(lái)到面包店問(wèn)：“請(qǐng)問(wèn)你們有100個(gè)小面包嗎?”
The shopkeeper answered, "Sorry, we don't have that many."
老板回答：“抱歉我們沒(méi)有那么多。”
"Oh, that's a pity!" said the rabbit and left, disappointed.
“哦，太遺憾了。”小白兔失望地離開(kāi)了。
The second day the little white rabbit went to the bakery again and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
第二天小白兔又來(lái)到那個(gè)面包店問(wèn)：“請(qǐng)問(wèn)你們有100個(gè)小面包嗎?”
The shopkeeper again answered, "Sorry, we don't have that many."
老板仍回答：“抱歉我們沒(méi)有那么多。”
"Oh, it's a pity," said the rabbit, and again left, disappointed.
“哦，太遺憾了。”小白兔又失望地離開(kāi)了。
The third day the little white rabbit went again to the bakery and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
第三天小白兔依然來(lái)到那家面包店，問(wèn)：“請(qǐng)問(wèn)你們有100個(gè)小面包嗎?”
"Oh, yes we have 100 buns today!" the shopkeeper answered gladly.
“啊是的，今天我們有100個(gè)小面包啦!”老板高興地回答。
"That's great, I'll buy two, thank you!"
“那太好啦!我買(mǎi)2個(gè)，謝謝!”
The shopkeeper stood silently.
老板無(wú)語(yǔ)了……
英語(yǔ)課前一分鐘演講笑話篇四
My Sister's Fingers
Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?
Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.
我妹妹的手指頭
老師：凱溫，這次你怎么又遲到了?
凱溫：對(duì)不起，老師，我在家釘釘子，砸壞了兩個(gè)手指頭。
老師：怎么沒(méi)有扎繃帶呀?
凱溫：噢，砸的不是我的手指頭，我叫小妹妹扶著釘子的。
英語(yǔ)課前一分鐘演講笑話篇五
The Climate of New Zealand
Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?
Matthew: Very Cold, sir.
Teacher: Wrong.
Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!
新西蘭的氣候
老師：馬修，新西蘭的氣候怎么樣?
馬修：先生，那里的天氣很冷。
老師：錯(cuò)了。
馬修：可是，先生!從那兒運(yùn)來(lái)的豬肉都凍得硬邦邦的。
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