幽默語言作為幽默的主要表現(xiàn)形式在我們的生活中很常見。言語幽默是語言的精粹,在日常生活中言語幽默的應(yīng)用使人們在笑聲中啟迪思想,交流感情,拉近彼此的距離。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的關(guān)于英語小笑話閱讀，歡迎閱讀!

　　關(guān)于英語小笑話閱讀篇一

　　Fat Man and Thin Man 饑荒可能是你造成的

　　A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby. "From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine." "Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."

　　在旅館大廳里，一個(gè)非常瘦的人遇到了一個(gè)非常胖的人。 胖子說：“看你的樣子，可能有過饑荒。” “是的，”瘦子回答說，“看你的樣子，饑荒可能是你造成的。”

　　關(guān)于英語小笑話閱讀篇二

　　Did You Know Him 你認(rèn)識(shí)他嗎

　　At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater(母校，校歌) . One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.

　　I sure was! answered the host. He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?

　　Sort of, replied the guest. My mother married him last Saturday.

　　在朋友家的一次宴會(huì)上，主人提起一位高中時(shí)的校友。一位客人問他讀書期間，某位副校長是否也在職。

　　當(dāng)然了，主人答道。他是我見過的最大的混蛋。你也認(rèn)識(shí)他嗎?

　　有點(diǎn)認(rèn)識(shí)，客人回答。我媽媽上周六嫁給了他。

　　關(guān)于英語小笑話閱讀篇三

　　Knife and Drum 刀和鼓

　　Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas.

　　Pa: Why not?

　　Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum.

　　媽：他爸，我怎么覺得鄰居非常不喜歡咱們圣誕節(jié)時(shí)給約翰尼買的新鼓呢。

　　爸：為什么?

　　媽：他們給了他一把小刀，并問他是不是想知道鼓里面是什么樣的。

　　關(guān)于英語小笑話閱讀篇四

　　An Essential Correction 實(shí)質(zhì)性的糾正

　　Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.

　　Walter: What was it?

　　Teacher: Eggs.

　　Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.

　　老師：沃爾特，你為什么不洗臉?我看得出你今天早飯吃了什么。

　　沃爾特：我吃了什么?

　　老師：雞蛋。

　　沃爾特：錯(cuò)了，老師。那是昨天吃的。

　　關(guān)于英語小笑話閱讀篇五

　　That's what I want to find out

　　We have got a new dog, would you like to come around and play with him? Well, I don't know. Does he bite? That's what I want to find out.

　　我們又得到了一只新狗，你要過來和他玩玩嗎? 哦， 我不知道。他咬人嗎? 這正是我想要知道的。

　　
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