關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話故事大全帶翻譯
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話故事大全帶翻譯
英語(yǔ)笑話可以在說(shuō)笑的同時(shí)又蘊(yùn)含著人們對(duì)于美好生活的期盼和訴求。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話故事大全帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯：THE FIRST TIME
Patient: I'm so frightened, this is my first operation.
Surgeon: I know just how you feel. This is my first operation, too.
第一次
病人：我很害怕，這是我第一次動(dòng)手術(shù)。
外科醫(yī)生：我完全理解你的心情。這也是我第一次動(dòng)手術(shù)。
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯：GOOD SIGHT
Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?
Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.
好視力
律師：你說(shuō)你離事故現(xiàn)場(chǎng)約有35英尺，你能看清多遠(yuǎn)的東西?
證人：這么說(shuō)吧，早上起床后我看見太陽(yáng)，別人告訴我這大約有9300萬(wàn)英里遠(yuǎn)。
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯：TELEMARKETER
I answered the phone one evening and quickly realized the voice on the other end belonged to a telemarketer.
"Good evening," he said, "may I speak with Leah Jonason?"
"She is a baby, " I replied.
"All right," said the caller, "I'll try again later."
電話推銷員
一天晚上我接了一個(gè)電話，對(duì)方的聲音使我很快意識(shí)到他是個(gè)電話推銷員。
“晚上好，”他說(shuō)，“我想和利厄喬納森說(shuō)話。”
“她是個(gè)嬰兒，”我回答說(shuō)。
“沒(méi)關(guān)系，”他說(shuō)，“我以后再打。”
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯：HIS FAULT
Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window.
Mother: How did he do it?
Billy: I threw a rock at him and he ducked.
他的錯(cuò)
比利：媽媽，波比打壞了窗玻璃。
媽媽：他怎么打的?
比利：我向他扔石頭，他躲開了。
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯：AN ENERGETIC WIFE
Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?
Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window.
Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?
Husband: I... I happened to be inside the coat.
精力旺盛的妻子
鄰居：昨天夜里我聽見你家屋前有很大的聲音，你們出了什么事嗎?
丈夫：沒(méi)什么。我的妻子有點(diǎn)不高興，把我的大衣給扔到窗外去了。
鄰居：你的大衣?扔掉大衣怎么會(huì)有那么大的聲音?
丈夫：我......我恰好也在大衣里面。
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