英文小笑話(huà)短文閱讀
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英文小笑話(huà)短文：死后重生Life After Death
Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied. CopyRight yingyuzhijia.com
"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you. 內(nèi)容來(lái)自 Yingyuzhijia.com
中文翻譯：
“你相信人死后仍有生命嗎?”老板問(wèn)他的一個(gè)員工。
“是的，先生。”這個(gè)新員工回答說(shuō)。
“哦，那么，這樣說(shuō)來(lái)一切就很正常了，” 老板繼續(xù)說(shuō)，“在你今早離開(kāi)，去參加你奶奶的葬禮，她來(lái)看你了。”
英文小笑話(huà)短文：兩只蟑螂
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. CopyRight yingyuzhijia.com
"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines."
"Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"
兩只蟑螂正在一條小巷的垃圾堆上大吃著，其中的一只談起了它在一家新開(kāi)張的餐館里的經(jīng)歷。
“那時(shí)我在街對(duì)面的那家新餐館里，”它說(shuō)。“那里太干凈了!廚房沒(méi)有一點(diǎn)污漬，地面閃著白光。任何地方都沒(méi)有垃圾。那里是如此干凈，整個(gè)地方都在發(fā)光。”
“請(qǐng)不要在我吃東西的時(shí)候說(shuō)這個(gè)好嗎?”另一只蟑螂不悅地說(shuō)。
英文小笑話(huà)短文：電話(huà)號(hào)碼是什么
Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer.
"You talk to people on the telephone and don't see them on the other end of the line, right?" he began. The children nodded yes. "Well, talking to God is
like talking on the telephone. He's on the other end, but you can't see him. He is listening though."
Just then a little boy piped up and asked, "What's his number?" CopyRight yingyuzhijia.com
在電話(huà)中交談
每個(gè)星期天牧師都會(huì)把孩子們叫到教堂前面，然后給他們講一個(gè)故事。一天，他為了更好地闡述祈禱的含義，帶來(lái)了一臺(tái)電話(huà)機(jī)。 內(nèi)容來(lái)自 Yingyuzhijia.com
“你們和別人在電話(huà)里交談，并沒(méi)有看到電話(huà)線(xiàn)另一端的人，對(duì)嗎?”他開(kāi)始問(wèn)道。孩子們點(diǎn)頭稱(chēng)是。“好的，和上帝交談就象通過(guò)電話(huà)交談一樣。他就在另一端，雖然你看不見(jiàn)他，但是他正在聆聽(tīng)你的心聲。”
就在這時(shí)，一個(gè)小男孩尖著嗓子問(wèn)道：“那他的電話(huà)號(hào)碼是什么?”
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