英語(yǔ)笑話大全
英語(yǔ)笑話大全
笑話是民族文化及社會(huì)生活中不可缺少的一環(huán),從古至今都擁有廣大的受眾,深受人們喜愛(ài)。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
The Thinker
《思想者》
Two boys were admiring the famous statue by Rodin entitled The Thinker.
兩個(gè)男孩正在欣賞羅丹的著名雕塑《思想者》。
"What do you suppose he's thinking about?"asked one.
“你猜他在想什么”其中一個(gè)問(wèn)道。
"I guess he's thinking about where he put his clothes." replied the other.
“我猜他是在想他把衣服放在哪里了，”另一個(gè)回答說(shuō)。
英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
Aren't Kidss Wonderful?
小孩子實(shí)在了不起!
Mother got on the train with Little Johnny and Little Ronny.
媽媽和小強(qiáng)尼、小羅尼一起搭乘火車(chē)。
Little Johnny was full of questions, as usual: "What's an emergency brake, Mommy?"
小強(qiáng)尼一如往常問(wèn)東問(wèn)西，“媽咪，什么是緊急煞車(chē)?"
“Why did that policeman ask to see our tickets?"
“為什么那位警察叔叔要看我們的車(chē)票?"
"Why can't I lean out the window?" etc.
“為什么身體不能伸出窗外?"等等諸如此類(lèi)問(wèn)題。
His mother was becoming ever more exasperated.
媽媽實(shí)在忍不住要發(fā)脾氣了。
Finally, Little Johnny asked, "What was that last station we stopped at, Mommy?"
最后小強(qiáng)尼又問(wèn)：“媽咪，剛剛火車(chē)?？康氖悄囊徽?”
"I don't know, Johnny, and will you please stop pestering me? I'm trying to read."
“我不知道，強(qiáng)尼，你可不可以不要煩我，我正在看書(shū)呢!”
A few minutes of silence passed. Then Johnny said, "It's too bad you don't know what stationthat was, cause that's where Little Ronny got off."
一陣安靜后，強(qiáng)尼說(shuō)：“真糟糕，你竟然不知道羅尼下車(chē)的哪個(gè)車(chē)站。"
英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
A Lesson in Philosophy
哲學(xué)課一則
Why worry?
何必憂慮呢?
Really, you have only two things:to worry about-either you are sick or you are well.
真的，你只有兩件事要擔(dān)心，你不是會(huì)生病就是身體健康。
If you are well, you have nothing to worry about.
如果你身體健康，那么就沒(méi)什么好擔(dān)心的。
and if you are sick, you have only two things to worry about-either you get well or you die.
如果生病的話，只要擔(dān)憂兩件事，你不是康復(fù)就是死亡。
If you get well, you have nothing to worry about.
如果你康復(fù)的話，什么也不必?fù)?dān)心。
and if you die, you have only two things to worry about-either you go to heaven or you go tohell.
如果不幸死亡的話，你只要擔(dān)心兩件事，你不是上天堂就是下地獄。
If you go to heaven, you have nothing to worry about.
如果上天堂，什么也不需要你擔(dān)憂。
and if you go to hell,you'll be so busy shaking hands with old friends, you won't have time toworry !
要是下地獄的話，你會(huì)忙著和老朋友握手寒暄，連擔(dān)憂事情的時(shí)間都沒(méi)有!
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