英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯小學(xué)
冷笑話是一種新興的語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象,也是一種出現(xiàn)在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇一
smith goes to see his boss in the front office. "boss," he says: "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic(閣樓) and the garage."
史密斯去找他的老板。“老板，我們家明天有很重的工作要做，我妻子讓我修閣樓和車庫(kù)。”
"we're short-handed, smith." the boss replies. "i can't give you the day off."
“可我們很缺人，史密斯。”老板答道，“我不可能放你的假。”
"thanks, boss," says smith, "i know i could count on you!"
“謝謝，老板。”史密斯說(shuō)，“我就知道你會(huì)幫我。”
小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇二
at the radio station where i worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. he closed the door so we wouldn't bother people in the outer office.
我在一家電臺(tái)工作。經(jīng)理把我叫進(jìn)他的辦公室，讓我預(yù)試一下我們準(zhǔn)備購(gòu)買(mǎi)的一套新的音響效果設(shè)備。他關(guān)上門(mén)，以免打擾外面辦公室的人。
after listening to a few routine sound effects, we started playing around with low moans, maniacal(瘋狂的) screams, hysterical(歇斯底里的) laughter, pleading and gunshots. when i finally opened the door and passed the manager's secretary, she looked up and inquired, asking for a raise again?
聽(tīng)了幾個(gè)常規(guī)的音響效果后，我們開(kāi)始試聽(tīng)低聲的呻吟，狂亂的尖叫，歇斯底里的大笑，哀求聲和槍聲。最后我開(kāi)門(mén)出去，從經(jīng)理秘書(shū)旁邊經(jīng)過(guò)時(shí)，她抬起頭問(wèn)道：又要求加薪了?
小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇三
a: i saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet.
a：我看見(jiàn)7個(gè)女孩共撐一把傘卻沒(méi)有一個(gè)被淋濕。
b: oh, that must be a very big umbrella.
b：啊?那一定是把很大的傘吧!
a: no, it wasn't raining.
a：不是，當(dāng)時(shí)并沒(méi)有下雨。
小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇四
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!"
一位高齡老人開(kāi)著車在高速公路上駕車時(shí)，接到了妻子打來(lái)的電話，妻子焦急地告訴他說(shuō)，“赫爾曼，小心!我剛從電臺(tái)上聽(tīng)到報(bào)道說(shuō)，在280號(hào)公路上有一個(gè)瘋子正在開(kāi)車逆行!”
Herman says,"I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!"
赫爾曼說(shuō)，“我知道，可是不是一個(gè)，而是成百上千個(gè)!”
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