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　　輕松幽默故事三則：大頭娃娃

　　Children made fun of him because he had a beautiful head.

　　大頭娃娃一個(gè)小男孩向他母親哭訴道：他們都取笑我，說我腦袋大。

　　"Don't listen to them," his mother said, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes."

　　“別聽他們的，”他母親安慰道，“你有一個(gè)很漂亮的腦袋。好啦，別哭了，去商店買二十磅土豆來。”

　　"Where is the shopping bag?"

　　“購物袋在哪兒?”

　　"I haven't got one-use your hat "

　　“沒購物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”

　　輕松幽默故事三則：超速的司機(jī)

　　A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded.

　　一位公路巡警截住了一個(gè)超速司機(jī)。“難道你不知道閃爍燈和警笛的意思嗎?”他責(zé)問道。

　　"Yes, sir," replied the driver.

　　“知道，長官，”司機(jī)回答說。

　　"Then why didn't you pull over immediately?"

　　“那你為什么不立即靠邊停車?”

　　"I would have, officer, " the man said. "But last month my wife ran off with a policeman, and I was afraid you were bringing her back.

　　“我本來想這樣做的，長官。”那男子回答說，“但上個(gè)月我妻子和一位警察私奔了，我是害怕你把她帶回來。”

　　輕松幽默故事三則：找個(gè)伴侶

　　A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: ' I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. "

　　一個(gè)單身漢要電腦為他找個(gè)完美的伴侶：“我要找一個(gè)嬌小可愛的、喜愛水上運(yùn)動(dòng)又喜歡群體活動(dòng)的伴侶。”

　　Back came the answer: "Marry a penguin. "

　　得到的回答是：“娶一只企鵝吧。”