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　　趣味幽默雙語小故事：誤會

　　When I came home from the State University of Mew York at StonyBrook sporting a fashionable，s}rper-short hair-cut，my father teased rne all the way to dinner at a local diner.”You look like a boy，”he said.”I sent a daughter away to school and I got back a son.”

　　我從斯多尼布魯克的紐約州立大學(xué)回家時剪的是一種時髦的超級短頭。我父親在帶我去附近餐館的路上就取笑我說:“你看起來像個男孩，我送一個女兒去上學(xué)，卻回來了一個兒子。”

　　By the time we were seated，Dad had let up. Then the waitress appeared. "Hi,"she said sweetly. "What may I get for you gentlemen this evening?"

　　當我們就座后，爸爸倒是不說了。女服務(wù)員走了過來，“嘿，”她甜甜地打了個招呼:“今晚想吃點兒什么，兩位紳士?”

　　趣味幽默雙語小故事：故事

　　My friend, celebrating a special occasion，went to a restaurant and ordered what she thought would be a lobster tail. But to her dismay，the entire crustacean was on her plate.

　　為了慶祝一個特殊的日子，我的朋友來到了一家飯店要了一個她認為是龍蝦尾的菜。然而讓她不安的是，在她面前盤子里盛著一整只大龍燈。

　　"He's looking right at me!”she exclaimed to the waiter. "I just can't eat him.’

　　“它在盯著我，”她向服務(wù)員解釋說:“我可害怕吃這家伙。”

　　The waiter removed her plate，but returned it a few moments later. The lobster now had a blindfold neatly tied around its eyes.

　　服務(wù)員把龍蝦端了下去，過了一會兒又把它拿了回來，只見那盤子里的龍蝦的眼睛上戴上了一副眼罩。

　　趣味幽默雙語小故事：趕時髦

　　At the bank where I was employed as a teller we were not allowed to eat while working. But one day，five months pregnant，I was ravenous. I opened a bag of potato chips and started to devour them. Just then I spotted one of our best customers and his wife heading my way. Quickly, I wiped my mouth and greeted them. As I processed their transaction，I noticed they were looking at me oddly.

　　在銀行我做出納員，這里規(guī)定工作時不許吃東西。但有一天，我因懷孕五個月有點嘴饞，打開了一包土豆片，開始偷吃起來。這時，我看見一個熟悉的顧客和他的妻子朝我的窗口走來。我匆忙地擦了一下嘴，向他們打了個招呼。當我在給他們辦理業(yè)務(wù)時，我注意到他們一直用一種異樣的目光看著我。

　　On their way out, the man said,“I don't understand these young people.”

　　在他們往外走的路上，那個男的說:“我真搞不懂這些年輕人。’，

　　"Dear，that's a fashion statement，”his wife explained."It's a new type of brooch.”

　　“親愛的，那是新潮。”他的妻子說;“那是一種新型的胸針飾物。”

　　I looked down to see what could have caused such controversy. To my horror，a large potato chip was resting neatly on my left shoulder.

　　我低頭上下打量了一下我自己，想找到是什么東西引起了他們這樣說我。使我大吃一驚的是，一大塊土豆片穩(wěn)穩(wěn)當當?shù)芈湓谖业淖蠹缟稀?/p>

　　趣味幽默雙語小故事：太敏感

　　Several years had passed since I worked for the federal government，but old habits died hard. A cable-television technician had just finished hooking up our service at home and told me he needed the 2185. I hadn't heard about this form before arid asked him，" Where can I get that form'2185'"?

　　我從聯(lián)邦政府退下來已經(jīng)好幾年了，但有些習(xí)慣卻很難改掉。一個有線電視的技術(shù)工人給我家連接完天線后，對我說他要2185。我以前從沒聽見這個代號，便問:“我到哪兒能

　　領(lǐng)到這種表格?”

　　Looking at me peculiarly, he replied."Ma'am，it's money..85. "

　　那位工人吃驚地望了我一會兒，說:“夫人，那是錢，21塊8毛5。”