經(jīng)典幽默的英語小笑話

　　學(xué)習(xí)英語可以是一個(gè)枯燥的過程，也可以是一個(gè)有趣的過程。小編在此獻(xiàn)上搞笑的英語笑話，希望對大家有所幫助。

　　英語幽默小笑話：妻子的祈求

　　Two men were talking at the break-room. One was telling the other about a fight he had had with his wife. "In the end"he said, "I had her begging on her knees."

　　兩位男士正在休息室淡論著。一位對另一位說起他與妻子的一場爭斗。他說：“最后，我迫使她跪下來求我。”

　　"What did she say?" asked the coworker.

　　“她怎么求你的?”另一位很好奇。

　　"She told me to come out from under the bed."

　　“她求我快點(diǎn)從床下爬出來。”

　　英語幽默小笑話：理由

　　One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

　　一天清晨，媽媽去叫還在睡覺的兒子起床。

　　Mom: Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.

　　媽媽:起來，兒子。去學(xué)校的時(shí)間到了。

　　Son: But why? I don't want to go to school.

　　兒子:但是為什么?我不想去學(xué)校。

　　Mom: Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.

　　媽媽:給我兩個(gè)理由，你為什么不想去學(xué)校。

　　Son: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.

　　兒子:第一，所有的孩子都恨我。第二，所有的老師都恨我。

　　Mom: Oh! That's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.

　　媽媽:哦!這不是理由。來吧，你必須去學(xué)校。

　　Son: Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?

　　兒子:那給我兩個(gè)為什么我要去學(xué)校的理由?

　　Mom:One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

　　媽媽:第一，你都52歲了，應(yīng)該明白自己的責(zé)任。第二，你是學(xué)校的校長。

　　英語幽默小笑話：委婉的提醒

　　Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, "Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"

　　結(jié)婚很久了，丈夫現(xiàn)在有時(shí)需要我委婉地提醒他一些特別的日子。在結(jié)婚35周年紀(jì)念日的早上，我們正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示他說:“親愛的，你意識到我們在這兩個(gè)相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了嗎?”

　　Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, "So, you want to switch seats?"

　　他放下報(bào)紙，眼睛直直地望著我:“那么，你想交換座位，是嗎?”