英語(yǔ)小笑話爆笑
有的笑話融文學(xué)性、趣味性和哲理性為一體。引用笑話,闡明哲理、是寓教于樂(lè)的好形式。 下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的爆笑的英語(yǔ)小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
爆笑的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇一
糟糕的上班日 Bad Day at Work
A man joined a big multinational company as a trainee.
有一名男子加入一家大型跨國(guó)。公司接受訓(xùn)練。
On his first day at work,he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,
在他上班的第一天，他撥電話到餐飲室，并且，對(duì)著電話大聲喊!
"Get me a coffee quickly!"
“ 快點(diǎn)給我送杯咖啡過(guò)來(lái)!”
The voice from the other side responded,
電話另外-端的聲音卻響應(yīng)說(shuō):
"You fool you have dialed the wrong extension!Do you know who you are talking to,dumbo?"
“你這個(gè)笨蛋，你撥錯(cuò)分機(jī)了!蠢蛋，你知道你在跟誰(shuí)說(shuō)話嗎?”這名受訓(xùn)的人回答說(shuō)，
"No,"replied the trainee.
“不知道。”
The man shouted back immediately,
這名男子立刻大聲吼回去：
"And do you know who you are talking to,you fool?"
“你這個(gè)笨蛋，你知道你在跟誰(shuí)說(shuō)話嗎?…總經(jīng)理回答：
"No,replied the General Manager.
“不知道。”這名受訓(xùn) 的人周答說(shuō)：
"Good !",replied the trainee and then put down the phone!
“很好!”，然后就把電話給掛了。
爆笑的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇二
Faithful Cat 忠實(shí)的貓
Once upon a time ,a woman had a faithful cat.
從前有個(gè)婦人有一只忠實(shí)的貓。
And one day,a guy ran over the cat with his horse drawn carriage.
有一天，有個(gè)人用他的馬車將貓輾死。
So,the man went to the old woman and said,
因此，這個(gè)人就去找這位老婦人說(shuō)：
"I am terribly sorry about your cat.I'd like to replace him."
“我對(duì)你的貓感到非常抱歉，我愿意代替它。”
"That's so nice of you!" said the old woman,deeply touched.
這位老婦人深深地感動(dòng)說(shuō)：“你真好心呀!”
"So how good are you at catching mice?"
“你抓老鼠的功夫很棒嗎?”
爆笑的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇三
智力缺陷 Mental deficiency
"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ..."how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track." " Well, What sort of question?" "Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?' Bob thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."“醫(yī)生，你能不能告訴我，”鮑勃問(wèn)，“對(duì)于一個(gè)看 上去很正常的人，你是怎樣判斷出他有智力缺陷的呢?”“再?zèng)]有比這容易的了，”醫(yī)生回答，“問(wèn)他一個(gè)簡(jiǎn)單的問(wèn)題，簡(jiǎn)單到所有人都知道答案，如果他回答得不 干脆，那你就知道是怎么回事了。”“那要問(wèn)什么樣的問(wèn)題呢?”“嗯，你可以這樣問(wèn)，‘庫(kù)克船長(zhǎng)環(huán)球旅行了三次，但是在其中一次的途中他去世了，是哪一次 呢?’”鮑勃想了一會(huì)兒，緊張的回答道，“你就不能問(wèn)另外一個(gè)問(wèn)題嗎?坦率地說(shuō)，我對(duì)歷史了解的不是很多。”
爆笑的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇四
視力訓(xùn)練 Visual training
The squad(班，小隊(duì)) were having "visual training". One smart recruit(新兵，招募) was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. The party was so faraway(遙遠(yuǎn)的，恍惚的) that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly(迅速地) the recruit replied：
"Sixteen men and a sergeant(中士，軍士) , sir."
"Right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"
"He's not doing any digging, sir."
班里正在進(jìn)行“視力訓(xùn)練”。一個(gè)聰明伶俐的新兵被班長(zhǎng)叫出來(lái)數(shù)遠(yuǎn)處曠野上采掘隊(duì)的人數(shù)。采掘隊(duì)在很遠(yuǎn)的地方，那些人看起來(lái)只是一些小點(diǎn)兒。但是這個(gè)新兵毫不猶豫地回答。
“十六個(gè)兵外加一個(gè)中士，長(zhǎng)官。”
“正確，可是你怎么知道那兒有一個(gè)中士?”
“他不干活，長(zhǎng)官。”
爆笑的英語(yǔ)小笑話篇五
魔鬼的妹夫
A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.
一位婦人發(fā)現(xiàn)丈夫回家的時(shí)候總是爛醉如泥，她決定為丈夫治好這個(gè)毛病。一個(gè)萬(wàn)圣節(jié)夜里，她穿上一套魔鬼戲服，躲在樹(shù)后，準(zhǔn)備在丈夫返家時(shí)攔截他的去路。
When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.
當(dāng)丈夫走近時(shí)，她從樹(shù)后跳出來(lái)，站到他面前，頭上帶著紅色的羊角、身后有長(zhǎng)長(zhǎng)的尾巴，手中握著鋼叉。
"Who are you?" he asked.
“你是誰(shuí)?”丈夫問(wèn)到。
"I'm the Devil!" she responded.
“我是魔鬼!”她回答到。
"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister!"
“噢，那你跟我一起回家吧，”丈夫說(shuō)，“我娶了你的姐妹!”
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