英語小笑話爆笑
笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種創(chuàng)造性的語言形式,其主要功能是調(diào)侃、娛樂或諷刺。小編精心收集了爆笑英語小笑話，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
爆笑英語小笑話篇1
Silly Doctor
蠢醫(yī)生
A man went to see his doctor
有一名男子去看他的醫(yī)生，
because he was suffering from a miserable cold.
因?yàn)樗獾搅钊穗y受的感冒之苦。
His doctor prescribed some pills,
他的醫(yī)生開了一些藥丸 ，
but they didn't help.
但是這些藥丸都沒什么幫助。
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot,
他笫二次去的時(shí)候，醫(yī)生給他打針，
but that didn't do any good.
但是那也沒什么效。
On his third visit the doctor told the man,
他第三次去的時(shí)候 ，醫(yī)生告訴這名男子：
"Go home and take a hot bath.As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows andstand in the draft."
“回家洗個(gè)熱水澡吧。你一洗完澡就把所有韻窗戶都打開，然后站在通風(fēng)處。”
"But doc,"protested the patient,
這名病人抗議說：“但是醫(yī)生，
"if I do that,I'll get pneumonia."
如果我那么做的話，我就會(huì)得到肺炎呀。”
"I know,"said the doctor,"don't worry,I can cure pneumonia."
醫(yī)生說：“我知道啦，別擔(dān)心啦，我會(huì)治療肺炎啦。”
爆笑英語小笑話篇2
Three doctor are in the duck blind and bird flies overhead.
三名醫(yī)生藏身在觀察野鴨的隱蔽處，有一只鳥從頭上飛過。
The general practitioner looks at it and says,
一般家庭醫(yī)生看著他說：
"Looks like a duck,flies like a duck,it's probably a duck,"
“看起來像-只鴨子，飛起來像一只鴨子……它可能是一只鴨子”。
shoots at it but misses and the bird flies aay.
就對(duì)著它射擊，但是沒射中，這只鳥飛走了。
The next bird flies overhead,
第二只鳥從頭上飛過。
and the pathologist looks at it,then looks through the pages of a bird manual,and says,
病理學(xué)家看著它，然后仔細(xì)翻翻閱好幾頁的野鳥手冊(cè)說
"Hmmmm,green wings,yellow bill,quacking sound,might be a duck."
“嗯……綠色的翅膀，黃色的鳥嘴，嘎嘎的叫聲……可能是一只鴨子。”
He arises his gun to shoot it,but the bird is long gone.
他舉起他的槍來射它，但是這兵鳥飛一了好遠(yuǎn)。
A third bird flies over .
第三只鳥從頭上飛過。
The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking,brings the bird down,and turns to the patholoogist and says,
外科醫(yī)生舉起他的松，看都不看就射擊，把鳥擊落后就轉(zhuǎn)向病理學(xué)家說：
"Go see if that was a duck."
“你去看看那是不是一只鴨子。”
爆笑英語小笑話篇3
Two accountants are in a bank ,
當(dāng)武裝捻匪突然沖進(jìn)銀行的時(shí)候。
when armed robbers burst in.
正好有兩名會(huì)計(jì)人員在里面。
While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers,
正當(dāng)幾個(gè)搶匪向出納員取錢的時(shí)候，
others line the customers,
其他的搶匪就把顧客們，
including the accountants,
包括這兩名會(huì)計(jì)人員在內(nèi)，
up against a wall,and proceed to take their wallets,watches,etc.
靠著墻壁排成一線開始奪取他們身上的皮夾子和手表等物品。
While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two's hand.
當(dāng)這件搶案正在發(fā)生的時(shí)候，一號(hào)會(huì)計(jì)人員把纂樣?xùn)|西塞迸二號(hào)會(huì)計(jì)火員的手里面。
Without looking down,a
沒有向下看，
ccountant two whispers,
二號(hào)會(huì)計(jì)人員就輕聲地說：
"What is this ?" to which accountant number one replies,
“這是什么東西呀?”
"It 's that I owe you."
一號(hào)會(huì)計(jì)人員回答說：“那是我欠你的五十元啦。”
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